This deserves a post on its own because Hannibal looks adorable wearing those oven mitts.
basketballs smell gross
go to hell??
why are you defending the smell of a ball
north west was the first child of kanye and kim. one year later, there will be a child named east. following that year, a child will be born named south. finally, a year afterward, west west will be born. the children will become the guardians of their respected cardinal directions, forming together to create the compass of destiny that will lead us all to eternal life
You sit there in your heartache
Waiting on some beautiful boy to
To save you from your old ways
if someone has a fucking phobia of something don’t be an asshole and play with their fear for your own amusementUNLESS IT’S HOMOPHOBIA. THEN YOU ACT AS NON-STRAIGHT AS YOU CAN AND WATCH THE BLOOD POUR OUT OF THEIR EYES
one time when my sister and i were playing mario cart on the wii she decided that dry bones needed a mate so she made a mii named wet muscle
I ACCIDENTALLY JUST SAID “THIS EPISODE” INSTEAD OF “TODAY”
you just broke your own fourth wall
one time i referred to my freshman year as “season one”
you’re under arrest for being so darn cute! haha! just joking we know you killed that man
dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out
That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever read. I applaud you.
WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS
we’ve all had crushes we very strongly regret
AU where Dean is the hot pizzaman and Castiel is the cute mailman.
My parents believe that I’m the only teenager that: is lazy, stays up late, has a messy room, is constantly emitting high energy gamma rays & levitates in midair while chanting in an unknown language